Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Carpet	Yo mama's So Stupid
Swinging Redneck	Peanut In Your Ear	Clinton & KFC	Redneck Porch
Gorilla Control	Clear Blue Easy	Jack and Jill II	An Orange Parrot, Of Course
Potential & Reality	Barbie and Britney	The Leper	Piano Solo
Naked Man on the Run	Split Up The Middle	Round and Round It Goes	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Breast Stroke	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Bubba Died in a Fire	Upside Down Blonde
Yo mama's...Fat	The Holy Water	Redneck Wedding	Blonde Test
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Donations for Dee Dee	A Natural Blind
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	What's Your Poison?	Strict Sex Schedule	Ark-N-Saw
A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Blonde and Doorknobs	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama so ugly...
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yum!
Bush's Morning Run	Blonde Passenger	Yo mama's...Easy	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Scags Who Blew Bill	Banging and Banking