Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bubba Died in a Fire	Bra & Hat	White House Visitors	Optimistic Jack
Convenience Store	Goathead! Goathead!	Like Father Like Son	Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy
This Joke is Bananas!	What P.M.S. Stands For	The Wet and the Blonde	Multi-Balls
Elephant...Cherry Tree	A Daring New Position	Cyber-Blonde 3	Disarming the Guard
Blonde Shower	Lesbian Eskimo	Beware the Blonde Terrorist	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Fooled You	Miracle Drug	Blonde and Elephants
Yo mama's So Stupid	Viva Las Vegas	The Blonde and the Blinker	Dumb mama joke
Y'might Be A Redneck	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo mama's so nasty...
Little Old Lady Knows How to Gamble	Wet Lawyers	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Yo mama's...Forklift	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bar... Alabama	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Respectfully Cheating	The Lawyer's Funeral	Bad reception	Hot Air Balloon
Rules For Work	Yo mama's So Poor	French Joke	The Businessman's Medical Problem
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	Caution: Condom Crossing