Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Stinkin' Proof	Stinkin' Proof
Why God Created Man	Highly Illogical	You are a Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted
You So Ugly	Ancient Chinese Torture	Little-Known Facts	Blonde - Elmo Factory
The Blind Man	Yo Mama's So Fat	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	Friendly Neighbors
Screwed, For Sure	Yo mama's...Ugly	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Coming to America
Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Blonde in the Mirror	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Monica At The UN
Yo mama's...Stupid	10	Hot Revenge	Bad Lawyer
Blonde NASA Engineer	Osama is Celebate	Cubist Poo	Brunette Shopping
Iranians	Smokey the Bear	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	The Housebroken Redneck
Say What Again?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Welfare
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Yo mama's So Poor	World War III	Vampire Date
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Homesteaders	Lightbulb: Psychiatrist 2
Chicken Joke: Dirty!	In the back woods of Arkansas...