The Lawyer and the Roadkill

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?

A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Call Me Back	Convenience Store	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Replacing Vanna	Suicide Attempt	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Love At First Sight
Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Dentata	The Wet and the Blonde	Doe a Deer	Visiting Grandma...
Five Pounds of Fat	Louisiana Heritage	Easter Blondies	One hungry Bush...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Redneck College Grad	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	The Businessman's Medical Problem
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blonde's Bridge	Donkey Compliment	Helisoft
Gary Condit's Pants	Oldest Couple Ever	Yo mama's so fat... belt	George Bush is so stupid...
Gross Cornflakes	Redneck Home Improvement	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
What is red and green?	Definition of Suspicious	Flour Patch	Current Administration
Annoying Boy on Bus	World War III	Yo mama's So Fat	Homosexual
Three Gay Men	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama's So Old	Eternal Judgment
A Few Good Men	Blonde in a Swimming Race