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What's faster than the speed of light?

An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Einsteinium	Tricky, Tricky	Adam and Eve	Osama's New City
Bill Of No Rights	Deadbeat in a Bar	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Osama's Valentine
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Funny Business
This Joke is Bananas!	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Lift Off	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...
Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases	Gay Picnic	In-law vs Outlaw	Hiding In The Closet
Yo mama's So Stupid	Donkey Compliment	Bush and Polly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
A Few Good Men	Blonde lumberjack	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	The Hired Help
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Yo mama's... stupid	Yo mama's So Stupid	Paris Native
The Blue Eye	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Comfortable	Soyburger vs dildo
Blonde Puzzle	Yo mama's So Hairy	Olllllld Lawyer	Windows 666
PC Three Little Pigs	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Hole in One
Bedside Confession	3 Vampires	Diplomacy Definition	War Pigs
Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Daddies Bond Over a Beer