Full Speed Ahead

What's faster than the speed of light?

An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

XXX Blondes	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Comfortable	Ghetto Mama
Kleenex	Working Relationship	Closer to God	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Viagra for Gramps	An Honest Lawyer	What's Black?	Love Is Blindness
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Glories of old age	Jungle Gaiety	Easter Blondies
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Late AGAIN	Split Up The Middle	Chillin' Biddies
A Lawyer and A Politician	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Invisible Carrots
Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	Marriage Made In Heaven	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Full Speed Ahead
Braggadocio	Higher Larnin'	Redneck Ghost Story	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Yo mama's...Easy	Flies in a Lightbulb	The Chinese Workman
Yo mama's So Nasty	Mommy Almost Died	Yo mama's... stupid	You So Stupid
Limbless Prostitute	Deernuts and Beernuts	Yo Mama's So Small	Rent
A Fashion Sense	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	New Priest In Town	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
Bob Dole	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat