Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Titillating	Yo mama's So Poor	Go Fish	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
The Answer	Adult Swim	Scooby Doo	Rules For Work
The Hit and Run Case	Legalese	Fat Woman	Red Ring
Family Reunion	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A Few Good Men	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
Jane's Addiction	Yo Mama's So Country	How did Britney Spears...	Play Dead
Please pass the mayo	Hot Enough For You?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo mama's...Skinny
Gone Camping	Blonde - Contractor	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Pow Wow Ow!
There is this old couple and they have been ...	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision	Three Hellos	Yo mama's...Fat
Snack Food	Yo mama's so hairy...	Newlyweds	Little Johnny is Number One
3 Men, 3 Wishes	Ark-N-Saw	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Taxation
Microsoftie	Piano Solo	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Movie Magic
Screwed, For Sure	Say What Again?