Who Let The Blondes Out?

How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Lawyers and God	Grandma
Blonde Valedictorian	Streakers and Strokers	Christmas Bonus	Does That Leg Go All The Way Up?
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Growing Old	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde Destroyer
Modern Science	Irish Cream	The Living Statues	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Brunette Shopping	Five Minutes to Midnight	Yo mama's...Fat	Clocks
Rhoids	Suicidal Blonde	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Tales From The Shire	Microsoftie	Gorilla in Heat	Chilled Crabs
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Roy the Rooster	Grandma's Birthday	I Don't Like My Brother
Things Found Only In America	Blonde and a Pig	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Blonde in Grocery Store
Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Play Dead	One hungry mama	We're Studying Hard
Lightbulb...Californians	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	A blonde was cooking dinner
Like Midgets In The Night...	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so poor ...
Blonde's Favorite Group	Blonde in a Swimming Race