Vending Machine and Blonde

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?

A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

It's Not Genetics	Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
Arkansas Toothbrush	Blondes Strike Back	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Crab Cakes	500 lawyers in the ocean	Fat Woman
Blonde Bicycle	Glories of old age	Genie and the Taliban	Six Hours to Live
Breast Stroke	Respectfully Cheating	Broomsticks	West Virginia Custody Battle
You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Juicy Squirt	Pee On A Ferrari
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Animal House	Hard Drive	Watch the Birdie
Psychology Class	Blonde Invention	Yo mama so stupid...	Laptop
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Condit Arrest	The 69ers	Damned if I know
Disarming the Guard	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Mouth Organ	Blondes Strike Back	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Thirsty whale	I've Got Shingles	Bloody Mary	Degrees of the Law
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Half-Brainiac