Rhyming Riddles Are The Best

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Men With No Arms or Legs	Bubba Died in a Fire	Clinton's Safe Sex
Osama Gets Loaded	Redneck Recycling	Fred bin Flintsone	Lying through your tooths
Houston Schoolin'	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Yo mama's Teeth	Sex Math 101
Ice Ice Baby	Clinton's Finished Now	Government Tactics	The Engineer and the Bike
Man Catches Crocodile	Milking it	Yo mama's so stupid... order	What's Worse?
Y'might Be A Redneck	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Bob Dole's Underwear	Yo mama's...Skinny
Birds of Paradise	Yo mama's So Fat	Carefully Placed Periods	Rhoids
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Swinging Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Work Blows
Taxed Blonde	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Taxation
Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Limbless Prostitute	Professor of Logic
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Pre-Paid Plan	Golf On The Sly	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Consulting Fun	Sleeping Blonde	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Flour Patch
Redneck on the Radio	Yo mama's so ugly