Rhyming Riddles Are The Best

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Lying through your tooths	Man and Pharmacist	Circumcision...At Your Age?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Monster Mystery	Yo mama's So Fat	Fifty Cent Piece
Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	Hard Drive	The Hit and Run Case	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Let's Live On Love	Elevator Scene	Rump Roastin'	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Blonde Car Hijinx!	Surprise Package
Better Luck Next Time	Streakers and Strokers	Donkey and Onion	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition
Carefully Placed Periods	Fascinating	Star Trek	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
What are you thinking about?	Snowmen and Snowwomen	The Blonde and the Worm	Carefully Placed Periods
Houston Schoolin'	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Grandma's Birthday
Surprise Package	The 11th Commandment	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	David Beckham
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Chilling with the Eskimo	Jumping Rope	Snowblonde
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Dentist
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