You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal

You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the car is shaped like a bare foot!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Stinkin' Proof
Yo mama's So Old	Wal-marks the spot	An Honest Lawyer	The Hired Help
Tennis Balls	Flour Patch	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Adventures in Disneyland
Yum!	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Fat	That's tacky
Keep Gabby Reece Away	Megastore, Megasale	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Smart Pills
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Taxed Blonde	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Grandma's Birthday
Atlanta School Board	Toy Cars And Breastices	Priests and Christmas Trees	President Clinton & the Pope
Right of Way	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	I've Got Shingles	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Tap Dancin'	Redneck and Bugs	Redneck Christmas Shopping	NASCAR
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Blonde and Tracks	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Doughboy
Eternal Judgment	Legless Poodle	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Pow Wow Ow!