California Gay Whale

In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay? He's the one that tips the boat and sucks out the 'seamen!'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Occupy This	Hungry Mama	Burying Osama	Yo mama's So Stupid
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Martian Sex	Hang Man	Serenity Under Pressure
40' Long and Stinky	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Clinton after Coitus	Job Fair
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Blond Father	Iraqi Funerals	Invisible Carrots
Cyber-Blonde 3	Blonde in a Round Room	Yo mama's So Poor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Dinner's On The Table	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Don't Step Out of the Car	Redneck and Bugs
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Women Pass Less Gas	Elephant and Prostitute	Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Hot Revenge	Two hicks at a toy store	Iranians	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Current Administration	The Raffle	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
The Tale Of The Three Holes	Jokes On You, Teacher	Put It On Your Organ	Captured Blonde
Ancient Chinese Torture	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes	The Hired Help
Yo mama so dirty...	Lab Monkeys	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	No-So-Dumb Blonde
Switch!	You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne