How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fat Chance	What Are Politics?	Where's the Soup?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie
Adult Swim	Close But No Cigar	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...	Famous George W. Quotes
Minor differences	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Blonde Bird Killer	Bush Has Feelings Too
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Rhoids	A helping hand	Easter Egg Hunt
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	The Blind Man	Redneck College Grad	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Redneck Job Interview	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Blonde's Bridge
Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Blonde State of Mind
Redneck Sex Ed	Cris Cross	Smokin' Dope	The Perfect Woman
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	What's Your Poison?	Microsoftie	Redneck Religiousity
Definition of Suspicious	Three Gay Men	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Christmas
Baking Blondes	Dinner's On The Table	Yo mama so ugly...	Eternal Judgment
kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Pow Wow Ow!	Bush at the Wheel
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Children and Cars