How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?

Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

A: About three pounds, including the urn.

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The Cross-Eyed Cow	Bad Drivers	Political Jokes	Iraqi Funerals
You Might Be A Redneck	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Pervert Psychiatrist	Windows 666	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Bull	Jokes On You, Teacher	Blonde on Fire	Yo Mama's Underwear
Hide the Duke	The Blonde And The E-mail	Perry Coma	Yo mama's so fat... door
X-Miss	Lesbian Harem	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Guess What I Am?	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Three Girls Go Camping	New Canadian Flag
The Redneck's Milk	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Finder's keepers	Rump Roastin'
Penis Requests a Raise	Newlyweds	I scream for ice cream	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Clinton's Protection	Mouth Organ	yo mama is so fat....
War Pigs	Wallet and Genitals	Texas Sphincters	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Yo Mama's So Old	Mountain Bike	Bus Stop Blondes	Yo mama's...Dumb
Rent	A blonde goes into a music store and...