Bloody Mary

What's grosser than gross?

A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	I Nearly Pissed Myself
Talking Italian	Yo mama's so fat...	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Smart Pills	Yo mama's...Easy	Winnie the Pooh	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
Clinton's Favorite Things	Chillin' Biddies	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	White, Slimy, & Horny
Cheerleading Tryouts	747	Pee On A Ferrari	Where did it go?
Blonde and Pizza	500 lawyers in the ocean	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Helen Keller Joke
Double Wide	Blonde Braincells	Blonde Pillow Talk	What's Your Poison?
Blonde Horse Ranch	Holiday	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Sheep Boy
Out of T.P.	Highbrow Genital Jokes	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	P. Diddy on a Diet	A Shave and a Shine
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's...Poor	Yo mama's So Hairy
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	You Know You're Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Clinton and the Pope
Twelve Inch Pianist	Drinking Buddies