Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Fresh Meat	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	A Road Trip to Yo Mama
Your teeth are so busted...	What Are Politics?	You So Ugly	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Yo mama's So Stupid	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Blind Skydivers	Trucks and Babies	Fifty-Dollar Bet
The Blonde and the Worm	Sex In Advertising	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	350 Pounder?
Respectfully Cheating	Heavy Sack	Yo Mama's So Fat... CD Player	Condom Brands
Redneck Job Interview	We're Talking Small	Wal-marks the spot	Yo mama so po'
Yo mama's So Fat	Another Weekend At The Home	Nailing Osama	Yo mama's...Fat
Magic Watch	You Might Be A Redneck...	Attack of the American Women	Blondes in a Convertible
Circumcision...At Your Age?	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Man Of The House	Latex Gloves
Dubya 'Do.	Difference!	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Accident on the Golf Course
Smoke Rings	Loose Constructionists	Gross Grandma	Yo mama's... easy
Tasties in a Half Shell	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera