Men and Carpet

Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	Topless Fat Woman	Osama's Covered Wagon	Yo mama's so Nasty
Your Parents Messed Up	Capitol Parrot	The Dentist	Golf Fatality
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama's...Fat
Bush Fans	Blonde Half-Wit	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Microsoft in Detroit?
Bush and Son	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Redneck Wedding	Poor Boy's Christmas
Blonde...Passenger	Hamburger Helper	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
Hobo vs. Homo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Upside Down Blonde	10
Blonde With License	Yo mama's...Curb	The Teacher's Gift	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
What's That, Tampon?	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Blonde License	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Walk the Walk	Gum	Yo mama's...Fat	Shirt Words
Blondes and cow patties	Yo mama's nasty!	The Wet and the Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
Hot Dog	A Fashion Sense	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Boo Hoo
Working Relationship	Lunch Anyone?