Men and Carpet

Why are men just like carpet? Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Baked beans and their delightful tune	Blonde's Fav Blonde Joke	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Code for Sex	What did the blonde say after ...	Bright Eyes	Daddy, What Is Sex?
The Origin of Little Debbie	Blondes and cow patties	Yo Mama's So Fat	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Monks Made a Mistake	Three Hellos	Like Father Like Son
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Hoshimota	Penis Requests a Raise	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
Snack Food	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Jack and Jill II	Salesman: A New One, Really
Eternal Judgment	Joining the Colony	Blonde's Finals	Comfortable
Redneck...Bath	Stumbling and Mumbling	Sheep Boy	Laptop
Bush is a Puppet?	Yo mama's So Poor	Things Found Only in America	Clinton's DNA
Old Man and his Babies	Fire Truck	747	Yo Mama's Fertile
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Halogen	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Little Wanky
Legalese	Redneck in a Suit	Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Satisfaction	It's What's For Dinner