Singled-Celled Lawyer

What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba? One wears a tie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ark-N-Saw	Blonde Who Has it All	Leeches	American Divorce
Dr. Doctor	The Poopie List	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Five Pounds of Fat	A Blonde Party	350 Pounder?	One hungry Bush...
Lawyers' Birth Control	Jingle Balls	Blonde's Vocabulary	First Class Blondie
Switch!	Hairclub for Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Clinton's Protection
Those Shady Frenchies	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Rastavirgins	Waterskiing with Blondie
Yo mama's So Stupid	500 lawyers in the ocean	Corpsalicious!	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama is like a brick...	Bin Laid	Chillin' Biddies	Big Tongue
Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Cannibals
Priests and Christmas Trees	Bar... Alabama	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Bill Gates and General Motors
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Yo Mama's So Small	Use Your Pituitary
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Jerome is Dead!	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Hairy
Bad Drivers	Pickle Slicer