Obese Michigan Mammas

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?

Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Ever You're Choking...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde in a Library	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Redneck Anthem	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Gotcha!
Fishing for a Week	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Understanding Marketing	Red Ring	Keep It In Your Pants	Yo mama's So Stupid
What A Woman/Man Really Means	Blonde and License Plates	TeleBlond	Yo Mama's Fertile
Not Going To Try This Again	Clinton's Bookmarks	Mail Order Blonde	What's That, Tampon?
Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Yo mama's Teeth	The Jewish Vote	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Blonde Bird Watcher	What Do I Look Like?	Lawyers and God	Chilled Crabs
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Lesbian Eskimo	Southern University Psychology
Twisted Baby Joke	Plug it in, Plug it in	Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Condom Size Tester
The Hired Help	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Blonde Nurse	J.Lo and doorknobs
Smurf and Turf	Clinton and the Pope	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Sex Before Communion	One Drunken Night