You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song

You might be a redneck if you high school fight song was 'Dueling Banjos!'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Please pass the mayo	Rosebud	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Yo mama's...Stupid	Microsoft in Detroit?
Smart Pills	Winnie the Pooh	500 lawyers in the ocean	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Redneck Pants	Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Lawyer in a Tree
If Ever You're Choking...	Good Girl...Bad Girl	One hungry Bush...	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Sons Devoted to Mom	Yo mama's So Ugly	Swinging Redneck	Bleachin Yo Mama
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	A Roomful of Rednecks	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	David Beckham Redux
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Three Dumb Hunters
One hungry mama	JFKaput	The Seven Dwarfs	Flour Patch
You mama's so stupid... tripped	Yo mama's So Ugly	I Guess That's Fair	747
Clinton's Protection	Dump List	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	The Housebroken Redneck
Yo mama's So Hairy	Touchy Feely Cracky	Women Pass Less Gas	Flies on Poo
Bush & the Blackboard	Mary Had A Little Lamb