Yo mama's So Skinny

Yo mama is so skinny, I sat on her lap and broke her leg.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	It Ain't Surgery	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Carpet
Goathead! Goathead!	Redneck Track & Field	Bush and Gore, together again	Greek Navy
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Working Relationship	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Weiner Eater
That's Meaty	A Roomful of Rednecks	Count Chock Full of Nuts	Tickle Me Dirty Politics
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Be Careful What You Wish For	Cuban Delicacy	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Knock knock... Britney Spears	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Redneck Baby	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Yo Mama so Bald	Laptop	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Redneck and Bugs	Little Leprechaun?	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Swinging Redneck
The Test	Blonde Boobies	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Redneck Religiousity
Virgins in Caves	Sick Hick	Elevator Scene	Dynamite!
Redneck... Rich	Wet Lawyers	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Tiny Headed Man
Blonde in a Tree	Redneck Baseball	Redneck Sex Ed	Abstinence
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Lawyers on the Beach