Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	Use Your Pituitary	Clinton and a lightbulb	Helisoft
Shoot The Pig	Fast Food	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License
Clinton's Safe Sex	Black Sheep	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Your mother is obese...
Pervert Psychiatrist	Thank You For Flying With Us	What a stupid mama!	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo Mama's Teeth...	We take you now to the Oval Office	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...	Mexican or Mexican't
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Bulimic Bachelor Party	S & M	What Are Politics?
Yo mama's so Stupid	Rabbit Breakout	Yo mama's Teeth	The Quotable Marion Barry
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Democrat's Concession	Rednecks Talkin'	Concorde Humor
Yo Mama Bald	Multi-Balls	One-Armed Blonde	Scags Who Blew Bill
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Wet Lawyers	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde
Dutch Virgin	We're Studying Hard	Free Sex with Fill Up	747 Full of Lawyers
Blonde Welfare	Clinton's Favorite Things