Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Office English Dictionary	Walruses And Their Tupperware	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	The Aging Explorer	There was a man who loved baked beans...
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Blonde Data	Rules of Bedroom Golf	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	OSU
The Clever Lawyer	That Fly	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo mama's...ugly
Chair Man of the Board	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Helen Keller Joke	Birdie Poem
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Blonde Panties
Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
Gold Digger	Bzzzz	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open	Parakeet Cereal
Blonde in a boat.	Yo mama's so fat...	Yankees and the Lightbulb	Legalese
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	77	Euro-English Instead of German	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Sister so Ugly	Rectum	The Last Southern Virgin
Yo mama's...Ugly	Genealogy