Shrinking, Red Narcissist

What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's smile	Stinkin' Proof	Abstinence	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Virgin Trucker	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	THE DRUNK
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Fat	The Wrinkled Nightgown	A Hole in the Head
How to Mess With the IRS	New Improved Lawnmowers	Stuffing	Lightbulb... Rednecks
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Aliens Attack	Condom Brands	Redneck Wedding
What's the difference between a...	Chew on this	Scags Who Blew Bill	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Uncle Tommy's Closet	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Elephant and Prostitute	Clinton Stew
Blonde lumberjack	Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Ghetto Wedding Cake
Bush's Advisors	Hans Across Iraq	Yo mama's...Easy	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Halle Berry Bares All	Rednecks' Teeth	That's crazy
Nun vs. Woman	C.E.O. D.U.M.B	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"
Blonde Driving	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo Mama's...Stupid
Jumping Rope	Gross Cornflakes