Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Two Things About a Blonde	What's Worse?
Lay off	Troubled Man	Southern Foreplay	Why did the blonde get fired...
If Ever You're Choking...	A Real Ball Buster	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	Eternal Judgment
Redneck Drivers	Redneck Yardwork	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Yo mama so dirty...	Still Together	Lip Service	Grandma's Birthday
Yo mama's...Greasy	Hairclub for Women	Blonde and License Plates	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
A Natural Blind	Guess What I Am?	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Old... JC
You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Politician Walking	You Might Be A Redneck If...Law	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Get Him Off Me Or I'll Sue!	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Hard Sleepin'
Redneck Grandma	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	SAG Meeting	Yo Mama So Dry
Yo mama's So Ugly	Barbie and Britney	Blonde in the Morning	Mopeds and Fat Ladies
Blonde in a boat.	You Might Be A Redneck	The Jewish Vote	Hole in One
Blonde's Salon	Redneck Beaver