Curd and Rod

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?

A: They are both meat substitutes.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Annual Check-Up	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Redneck Bubblebath	Swinging Redneck
Executive Decision	Yo mama's...Curb	Redneck Soccer	Blonde With License
Clinton's Interns	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo mama's So Fat
Grass Eater	Blonde Diet	Bush BM	The Quotable Marion Barry
A Redneck Retaliation	What Sex is Polly?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Thermos and Blonde
Lipstick Or...?	Taxed Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo mama's So Poor
Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Wet Lawyers
Legalese	Obese Michigan Mammas	Bird and Bloke	The Archaeologist's Wife
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Sleeping Blonde	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
The Lawyer's Funeral	One hungry mama	Good, Bad, Worse	Art Gallery Nudes
Smurfette	Blonde Bird Watcher	No-So-Dumb Blonde	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Yo mama's...Stupid	One Drunken Night	Moby Dick	Elvis vs. Jesus
Sister Mary Henry	Blonde and Lightbulb