Gross Siamese Tongue

What's grosser than gross?
Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue.

What's even grosser than that?
When one of them throws up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	XXX Blondes	An Ugly Position	Little People have little...
Dubya 'n' Drugs	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Fingers
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Yo mama's So Stupid	Who Wants To Be a Millionaire	In a murder trial...
The 11th Commandment	Bone Diggers	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Blonde and a Pig
Yo mama's So Stinky	Shekshy Legsh	Redneck Driver's License Application	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Froggie Proposal	Sex In Advertising	Q & A...Shower	How to Mess With the IRS
Icy Blonde	Louisiana Heritage	Easter Blondies	Chew on this
Gary Condit's M.O.	The Archaeologist's Wife	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	An Act of Charity
Monica At The UN	Yo mama's So Poor	Bunny Love	Leggy Blonde
Yo mama's...Fat	Lawyers on the Beach	Brunettes and God	Stayin' Alive
Socks	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondevision	The Dirty Wife
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Ear Condoms	Stop Tailgating
Doe a Deer	Yo Mama's Teeth