Deaf and Dumb Kid

What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Blonde Who Has it All	Accident on the Golf Course	Yo Mama's... Ugly
An Honest Lawyer	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Legal Birth Control	Law School for Nuns
Yo mama's...Fat	Ding Dong	Chuck The Yuck	A Daring New Position
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	That's tacky	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Washington Survey	Man and Pharmacist	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Redneck Fly-swatter
Return the Dog	Yo mama's...Stupid	Men Two Hobbies	Yo Mama's So Dumb
Blonde and License Plates	Nutty Hunters	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Yo Mama's So Skinny	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Name Those Tracks	Tales From The Shire
Double Wide	Yo mama's so fat...	Medical Miracles	Father to Blonde Daughter
Soy Toy	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Clinton's Bookmarks
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Dr. Doctor	Eternal Judgment	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge
Yo mama's So Poor	Redneck Shopper	Blonde Crossing	Yo mama is so dumb...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Yo momma so stupid...