Blondes and Waterskiing

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?

When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bubba Died in a Fire	Sex Contract	Inner Space	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy
Small Things	Man and Pharmacist	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Birdy
American Divorce	Three nuns die and go to heaven....	Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Screw The World
Redneck Shopper	Yo mama sooooo dumb	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Split Up The Middle	Blonde Cross Road	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
Hiding In The Closet	Blondes at Sea	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	HMO Executive
Men With No Arms or Legs	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Halle Berry Bares All	Curd and Rod
Pre-Paid Plan	Condoms	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo Mama's Teeth
Nouveau Riche Blonde	Wright, Right?	DJ's First Day of School	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Snow Body Knows	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Liberal Jokes	Magic Watch	Camoflauge Clothing	Sunroof You All Night Long
French Stamps	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	Burried 10 Feet Under	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
A Definite Definition	Yo mama's so fat... school