You Big Tomato

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Better Luck Next Time	Why God Created Man	Military Service	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...
Love At First Sight	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama Laundromat	The corporate ladder
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Engineering In Hell	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Texan Poetry
A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Ten Cents	Surfing USA	This is a poor joke
Kleenex	Blonde Carpenter	Blonde Cell Death	Yo mama's So Stupid
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Paying the Price of Marriage	Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Condom Size Tester
Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Virgins in Caves	When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	What is red and green?
Blonde Car Hijinx!	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Men and Women FAQ	Ha, The Joke's On You
Orgasm-isms	What is red and green?	Party!	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Elephant and Man	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Male Disorientation	Yo Mama's So Country
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Microwave Cookery	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
The Teacher's Gift	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	A Sack Full of Chickens	Redneck on the Radio
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Fish Market