Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?

A: He only comes once a year.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Reagan and Clinton	Osama's Covered Wagon	A manager walks into his office...
Blondes and cow patties	A Prayer Before Dying	Blonde Passenger	I'll Give You...
Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo Mama's so old... act
Shekshy Legsh	Goose & Lawyer	Bush and Bill	Blonde Nurse
Wet Lawyers	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Backwoods High Tech
It's A War-Like Country	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Blonde Gets Job	Nasty Mama
Yo Mama's So Dumb	500 lawyers in the ocean	Arkansas State Residency Application	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Yo mama's So Nasty	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Put It On Your Organ
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Genie
Office English Dictionary	Clinton's Protection	Windows 666	Curly Sue
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Captain Hook's Death	Blond Restroom Attendant	Mopeds and Fat Ladies
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Perspective Lawyers	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Rogaine and Viagra
The Size of the Ranch	Defense Lawyer's Good News