What Has 100 Teeth?

Q: What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

A: A zipper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde On A Fence	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Bush's Morning Run	Blonde and Dictionary
Stayin' Alive	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	What Sex is Polly?
Horny Toad	Redneck...Ironing Board	Confucius...Fisherman	Condom
Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's So Fat	The Rich Lady and her Butler	How do you drown a blonde?
Dumb as Rocks	Blonde Half-Wit	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Hairy
Birds of Paradise	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Chin nuts	Dr. Doctor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...ugly	Poor Blonde
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde in the Mirror	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Nuns on the Run
Stick of Dynamite	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo Mama's... Stupid: Pepsi	Yo mama's...Ugly
Hard Drive	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Brother is "Out"	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Yo mama's So Flat	Redneck Sex Ed	Diplomacy Definition
International Beer Syndrome	Pickle Slicer	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Osama's New City
Two Things In The Air	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law