Redneck Pants

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull up your pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Guess Who?	Yo momma so so fat!	Elevator Shoes	Man and Pharmacist
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	What Are Politics?	Yo Mama's a Saint	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt
What's Your Poison?	Door Hinge	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Bill Of No Rights
Drunken Man and Blonde	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Adventures in Disneyland
Bigfoot and Blonde	Laxative Cough Therapy	Burger King	Perfumed Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Like Father Like Son	Late AGAIN	Legs Open
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Grandma's Birthday	Lay off	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Blonde NASA Engineer	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	God Save The Dairy Queen	Bamming in 'Bama
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Walk the Walk	Bad Lawyer	Dog Talk
Wright, Right?	Love At First Sight	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Limbless Prostitute	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Ice Fishing	One-Eyed Blonde	It's Not Genetics	Captain Hook's Death
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's so fat... scale