Knights And Birth Control Limerick

In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Use Your Pituitary	Brace yourself	Confessional Etiquette
What's the difference between a blonde...	Drivers' Ed	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Peanut In Your Ear	Blond Father	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Government vs. Mafia
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
Yo mama's so fat... belt	Ask The Doctor	Lake Wannaswimma	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Stop Tailgating	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's...Stupid	Perfumed Blonde	Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
Star Trek	Carpet	A Few Good Men	Little Johnny's Halloween
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	6.9
Eating is a Sport	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Sex Relatively Speaking	Joining the Colony
Hoshimota	Yo Mama's Glasses	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	KFC: Our Daily Chicken
Viva Las Vegas	If You Were my Husband...	Redneck Sex Ed	I Don't Like My Brother
Peckers	The Archaeologist's Wife