Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Looking for a Job	Counting Condoms	Blonde Valedictorian	Blonde With Braces
Call Me Back	Blonde's Salon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom
The Hit and Run Case	Homosexual	Flour Patch	David Beckham
George Bush is So Stupid...	Yo mama's so poor	Redneck Fly-swatter	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
A Blonde's Brain At Work	Texan Poetry	Hot 'n' Heavy	Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	An Ugly Position	Two Things In The Air	What a Gasser
Blonde Test	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Dubya 'Do.	You So Ugly
The Origin of Little Debbie	Infectious Fast Food	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo mama's so dumb... airport
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Yo mama so fat...	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Out of T.P.
Greg Norman	Definition of Suspicious	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Redneck... Rich
Shipwrecked	The Eyes Have It	I See You!	Clinton Monument
Tickle These, Elmo	Mom's Sponge	Biting	Yo Mama and her Car
Another Dumb Blonde	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World