Vampire Date

"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.

"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's so poor...	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency
Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Clinton's Safe Sex	Baby boomers	Yo mama's So Poor
The Great Wiener Caper	Yo Mama's...Old	Blonde Passenger	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Dr. Doctor	Yo mama's So Fat	What's The Difference, Yo?	A Real Ball Buster
Dick 2 Balls	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Men's English	Tennis Balls
Free Sex with Fill Up	Blonde...Faxes	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Surfing USA
Blonde Basement	Two Things In The Air	Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Cook	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Blonde - Elmo Factory
Yo mama's So Stupid	Lawyer Brains	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	What's the difference between a...
Yo mama's...Bus	I Can't Drive 69	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Job Interview	One Good Deed	Vaseline Knob	Mafia Christmas
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	You So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera
Dentist	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus