Government vs. Mafia

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Little Testy	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Interesting Appearance. Not Normal	Yo mama's So Ugly
President Clinton & the Pope	Whistle While You Twurk	Speaking Women-ese	Clinton -vs- Titanic
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Redneck's Last Words	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo mama's So Ugly
Goose & Lawyer	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	In a murder trial...
In All the Land	Redneck Family Values	Blonde Test	Chin nuts
A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Stupid
Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Do it like mammals
Fast Food for Rednecks	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Blonde with Money	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Cook	Gay Midget	A Roomful of Rednecks
Blondes and Cops	Hail To The...No, Wait	Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's So Ugly
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Stop Tailgating	Bus Incident	Moon Talking
Beep Beep	Yo mama's...Stupid