Hail To The...No, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton
enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde - Transplant	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Redneck... Fast Food	Redneck Bubblebath
Oscar Meyer	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Burnt Blonde Ears	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Yo mama's So Poor	Funny Business	Little-Known Facts
Job Fair	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Yo mama is so nasty...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach
Painting A Wall	Keep It In Your Pants	Milking it	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie
North vs. South	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Urinalotta Trouble	Windows 666
Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Bunny Love	Sex Math 101	Hot Revenge
Elevator Scene	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lepechaun at Augusta	Yo mama's so hairy...
Fish Market	Man and Pharmacist	Dynamite!	Clinton Poll
Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	Yo momma so stupid...	Pretty Hair	You're Like A...
That's tacky	Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's...Fat	Pay-Per-Blonde
Blondes and Fun	Blonde Bird Watcher	Ash Blonde	The Shakes
Occupy This	Condom Brands