I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lost with Translation	Split Up The Middle	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised
America has finally captured Saddam ...	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Sliding Doors	Yo mama's So Old
Doggy Style	Monica's First Look	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Men With Hair in Their Teeth
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Chicken and egg are lying in...	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
Pervert Psychiatrist	Washington Survey	Family Reunion	Big pimpin'
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	First Class
Blonde's Computer Freeze	Condom Brands	Sleeping Blonde	This is a poor joke
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Buried Lawyers	Women Pass Less Gas	Chin nuts
Sliding Doors	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	And You're Not Even Drunk
Blonde and Brunette, Falling	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks	Redneck Porch	Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Yo mama's so nasty...	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Wins the Lottery	Heaven's Gate	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Yo mama is so dumb...
Breakfast of Champions	Jane's Addiction