Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, her dog humps her leg with its eyes closed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Nailing Osama	Yo mama's...Easy
Hands and Knees	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Please pass the mayo	Biggest Pee Pee
Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's...Stupid	747 Full of Lawyers
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Blonde Destroyer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Southern Foreplay	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Hot Enough For You?	Brunette Shopping
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	The Jewish Vote	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Blondes and Fun
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Pothead Shopper	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's... Ugly
George Bush is So Stupid...	Cherry Pop	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Don't Kick the Animals, Man
Squeaky Clean	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	I Don't Like My Brother	Runny Noodle
Lawyers' Birth Control	Reverend	Monica At The UN	Political Pampers
B-Day Sex	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's So Stupid	Twisted Baby Joke	Lesser Evils	Yo mama's...Ugly
Milking it	A setback in Iraqi-American relations