What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common? They both hope to be human someday.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Dear Diarrhea	Little Wanky	Redneck Porch
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Blonde Arrow	Redneck Ghost Story
Chilling with the Eskimo	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo Mama's So Poor	Burger King
What's The Difference, Yo?	Sharks and Lawyers	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a
Iranians	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Stumbling and Mumbling	Chores on the Farm
A Redneck Retaliation	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Blonde's Wine	Redneck Bubblebath
Donations for Dee Dee	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Name Those Tracks	Blonde With License
Fascinating	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yo mama's so dumb...
Gold Digger	Blonde Technology	Blonde vs. Crime Rate	De-evolution
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Little Boy Blue	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Yo mama's...Stupid
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma	White House Synonyms	No Special Sauce?
Hot Tomato	No More Labor Pains	77	Blow pop
Blondes and Butter	Three Girls Go Camping