How many blondes does it take...

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
100. 99 to peel the M&M's and one to mix the batter!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Blondes and cow patties	You So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde in a Library	Blondes Strike Back	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Smart Pills
Minor differences	Invisible Carrots	Blonde's Backseat	Windows 666
The New 69	Chair Man of the Board	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Didja Learn?
Yo Mama's So Stupid	The Blind Man	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Redneck Shopper	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Executive Decision	Blonde State of Mind
How To Get A Raise	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Pee On A Ferrari	Innie Weenie
Yo mama's So Lazy	Confucius Say	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Lawyers' Birth Control
Confucius...Sausage	The Aggie	Rules of the South	Like Midgets In The Night...
Bush Does a Favor	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Work Blows
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Elephant and Man	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt
Women Pass Less Gas	It Ain't Margarita	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Nutty Hunters
Vibrators and Soybeans	Yo mama's So Ugly