Maxi Pad to the Fart

What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vampires in a Bar	HMO Executive	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Monks Made a Mistake
Gay Midget	Hard Drive	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Jokes On You, Teacher
Blonde Boobies	People Really Said These Things In Court	Yo Mama's So Fat	Sex In Advertising
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Stumbling and Mumbling	Yo mama's So Stinky	100,000 Frenchman
Monica's Testimony	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Flies Have Wings, Why?	Bartender
Gay on Airplane	Gonna Marry	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Natural Blonde
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	SAG Meeting	Juicy Squirt
Blonde's Salon	Psychology Class	Bad Lawyer	Bill Of No Rights
Redneck Truck	Yo mama's So Ugly	Big Boss Man	Annoying Boy on Bus
Beer Translations	Blonde Fish Killer	The Blonde and the Deodorant	A Fashion Sense
Gonna Marry	Law School for Nuns	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
Texas Sphincters	Your Place or His	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	One Drunken Night
What P.M.S. Stands For	Yo mama's So Skinny