Maxi Pad to the Fart

What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	List of Short Books	What Are Politics?	Stinkin' Proof
Yo mama's so fat... bath	Deernuts and Beernuts	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Deathbed Lawyer
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Political Jokes	You Work for the Government When:	Darn Crazy Kids
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... bath
Yo mama's... stupid	Southern Foreplay	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Rhoids	What is grosser than gross?	Yo mama's...Curb
Yo mama's got style	Blondes and Airplanes	Redneck...Bath	I Guess That's Fair
The Eyes Have It	Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	A Definite Definition	The Jewish Vote
Tiny Headed Man	Elevator Scene	West Virgin-ia	Redneck Sex Ed
I want my MTV	Mrs. Shagwell	Hot Lunch	Gary Condit's Pants
Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry	Redneck Wedding	Southern Values	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Clinton's DNA	Lightning Blonde	Yo Mama's Feet
Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma	Frenchman Walks into a Bar