Miss Piggy's Addition

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lying through your tooths	Things Found Only In America	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Closer to God
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Answer	Yo Mama's So Poor	72?
Horny Toad	Chilling with the Eskimo	Redneck...Ironing Board	Blonde and Clock
Waitron Blonde	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Captured Blonde	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Backstroke Dolly	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Mommy, mommy... circles
Scratch Those Thangs	Joke by a Latent Homosexual	Blonde's Medical Exam	Scratch Those Thangs
Walruses And Their Tupperware	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	The Dough Boyz	Yo mama so fat...
A very successful lawyer parked his...	Monica's First Look	Mommy, Mommy!	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
The Great Crab Escape	That's crazy	Little Johnny is Number One	Sliding Doors
Cubist Poo	What Do You Call?	That's a Woman's Job	Accident on the Golf Course
Dog Days	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Curly Sue	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
I feel like chicken tonight	Hot Lunch