Lawyers' Birth Control

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck Home Improvement	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde's Challenge	Megastore, Megasale	You might be a redneck if your daddy...
Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Screwdrivin' Clinton	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Archeological Gag
Annoying Boy on Bus	Washington Survey	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Perfumed Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Rednecks' Dogs	Redneck Honeymoon	What do u do if a blond...
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Legs Open	Wal-marks the spot	American Divorce
You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Clinton -vs- Titanic	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Y'Might Be A Redneck
That Fly	Blonde Cell Death	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Yo mama's so stupid... plane
The Blonde and the Jumper	Blonde and License Plates	Sleep Now	Yo mama's So Poor
You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Blonde...Infant Scale	The Annual Check-Up
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Nasty	Pro Congress?	Honda
Blonde Crossing	Lawyers on the Beach	Did you hear....?	Lab Monkeys
Bird and Bloke	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil