What's green and smells like ...

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Bee Milky	Cow with No Legs	What's That, Tampon?
What's Black?	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Free Sex Contestants	Osama = Crabs?
Slippery Doorknob	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	Yo mama is so dumb...	Houston Schoolin'
Designated drunkard	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	That's tacky	Dogs Take Their Licks
A Roomful of Rednecks	Arctic Hooker	Blonde at Starbucks	Be Careful With That Viagra
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Toy Cars And Breastices	Fortune 500	Mommy, mommy... circles
We take you now to the Oval Office	Blonde's Medical Exam	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Swinging Redneck
She Gives Great Headphone	Two Hookers	Powder	Yo mama's... stupid
LSD Cocktail	Fast Food for Rednecks	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Hand me downs
Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	The Blind Guy Polemic	It Ain't Surgery	Yo mama's So Poor
How to Sell a Bible	Lamaze Class	Don't Say This During Sex	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Definition of Agony	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Biting
West Virginian Women	Yo mama's...So Stupid