Pad Talking

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Question...Sex Change	Blonde Pooltable	Four Worms and a Funeral
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Poor	A Roomful of Rednecks
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Redneck...Ironing Board	Doggy Style
NASCAR	Parakeet Cereal	Arkansas Scholars	Yo mama's...Stupid
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Holiday	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	What do puppies and gynecologists...
Yo mama's...Stupid	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
Yo mama's So Fat	Attack of the American Women	The Blonde Hostess	Blonde's Shoes
Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Blonde with Chickens	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Clinton Poll	The Naked Truth	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	Blonde Panties
You Work for the Government When:	Blonde and Missed Bus	Ash Blonde	Yo mama's So Poor
Mom's Sponge	Titillating	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Big Ben Blonde
Kid and Animals	Archeological Gag	Thermos and Blonde	Bamming in 'Bama
She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business