Pad Talking

What did the maxi pad say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Lawyer and Sperm	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Cow with No Legs
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Nailing Osama	Yo mama's so Nasty	Bedside Confession
Party!	Yo mama is so dumb...	The President''s Puzzle	Bush BM
Keeping In Under The Kilt	Soapy Sales	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee	A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...	Think About It	Red Ring
Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Blonde Counting Sheep	3 Vampires	Bull
Defense Lawyer's Good News	Doctor Demented	Two Old Ladies	Yo mama's...Fat
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Yo mama sooooo dumb	Divided By A Common Language	Redneck Ghost Story
Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	Bin Laid	Eye Exam	Redneck on the Roof
Fat Chance	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Ugly	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet
Blondes and Brunettes	Dr. Feelgood	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Flour Patch
Redneck At The Restaurant	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Blonde Looking for a Job	If Ever You're Choking...
Parsley	Martian Sex