Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Yo mama's so poor...	Masochism Tango	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber
Redneck Anthem	Bush's Morning Run	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Monks Made a Mistake
Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's	Yo mama's so stupid...	Hang Man	The Three Ugly Ducklings
That's Meaty	A man's logic	It Ain't Margarita	Bleachin Yo Mama
The Great Wiener Caper	Genie-wine	From Cradle to Ladle	Yo mama's...Stupid
High Sperm Count	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Lesbians in a Canoe	Baby Drink
Blonde's Vocabulary	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Hungry Mama	He's So Lucky, He's A Star
Milking it	Blondes and Cops	Rhoids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Lawyer in a Tree	Flash Me	Donations for Dee Dee	Yo Mama's Feet
Horse Tears	Taxed Blonde	Two Things About a Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
Don't Say This During Sex	Sex Relatively Speaking	Factory Girl	Q & A...Shower
Fred bin Flintsone	Hot 'n' Heavy	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Yo Mama Bath
Yo Mama's So Fat... Tattoo	Microwave Cookery