Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Redneck Anthem	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Yo mama's So Stupid	Phone Line	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig	Trucks and Babies
Potential & Reality	Yo Mama's... Hairy	A blonde goes into a music store and...	Big Tongue
Yum!	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Goose & Lawyer	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Sharing	Joke Written By and For Retards	Pre-Paid Plan
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Toy Cars And Breastices	Leggy Blonde	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...
Yo mama's...Fat	Why God Created Man	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Test Tube Baby
Turtle Soup	Urinalotta Trouble	Chew on this	Hungry Blonde
A Mall Order	Bob Dole's Band	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business
Ancient Chinese Torture	Blonde and Doorknobs	Blondes and Brunettes	You Might Be A Redneck...
Sleeping Blonde	Wallet and Genitals	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Beep Beep
Elementary, My Dear Jerkface	Parakeet Cereal