Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, she went to an ugly contest and they said "No professionals!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Your Parents Messed Up	Lightbulb... Rednecks
You might be a redneck if your daddy...	Jew Unit	Dumb mama joke	What's The Difference, Yo?
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Bufallo Billy	Viagra for Gramps	Blondes and Cops
Brown and Serve	American Divorce	Tennis Balls	A helping hand
Yo mama's...Fat	High Sperm Count	Convenience Store	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
With Andy Rooney	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Legs Open
Blonde in a Tree	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Bartender	Brooklyn and Women
Yo mama's...Ugly	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Monica At The UN	Hand-Eye Coordination	Gorilla in Heat
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	What Do You Call?	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Professor of Logic
Bush's Favor	Damned if I know	Lawyers and God	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Spermally Speaking	Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Yo mama's so stupid...	Vaseline Knob
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Mouth Organ