Yo mama's So Skinny

Yo mama is so skinny, I sat on her lap and broke her leg.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Redneck... Fast Food	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Party!	Crab Cakes	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Whistle While You Twurk	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	What did the blonde say after ...	Blonde and a Pig
Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Malcolm in the Puddle	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Get On The Bus
Blonde Riding Shotgun	An Ugly Position	The Wet and the Blonde	Confusing Blonde
Smoke It	Morning at the White House	River Deep	Dye, Blonde, Dye
You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes	What is red and green?	Obese Michigan Mammas
Blonde Test	Blonde Braincells	Redneck... Rich	Afghani Fowl
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Jedi II	Men and Computers	Beer Translations
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Blonde on the Run	Dolly's Kids	Joke for Limeys
Microwave Cookery	Olllllld Lawyer	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	The Devoted Wife
Why'd The Redneck?	Girls and Planes	Don't Step Out of the Car	Scratchy Lottery
Bathtub Anxieties	Wanted: Dead Or Alive