Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Occupy This	Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Why God Created Man
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo mama's...Fat	Plaster Lawyers	Minor differences
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Dogs Take Their Licks	Invisible Carrots	Yo mama's So Ugly
Satisfaction	Urinalotta Trouble	Man and Pharmacist	Yo Mama Road Sign
Grass Eater	Surprise Package	Hey Hey Fat Mama	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth
Saddam Hussein	What A Woman/Man Really Means	Baaaaad Breath	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Carpet	Yo Mama's Fertile	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	Bull
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Confucius Say	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Glories of old age	Right of Way	Blondes and cow patties	Testing, Testing
Yo mama's...Fat	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Prune Pizza	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack
Fire Truck	Blonde's Medical Exam	The Holy Water	Runny Noodle
Goathead! Goathead!	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business