Lawyers vs Prostitutes

How are lawyers like whores?

They both get paid to screw people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Use Your Pituitary	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Montana Ghost Story	My Blonde Is Broken
B-Day Sex	Bone Diggers	Bush and Bill	The Aging Explorer
Dear Old Dad	Take It Like A Man, Baby	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Yo mama's So Stupid
Indecent Exposure	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	If _____ Made Toasters	Shirts Off
Yo mama's So Stinky	Alabama Farmer	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
If Ever You're Choking...	First Class Blondie	Helisoft	We take you now to the Oval Office
Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Soapy Sales	Jokes On You, Teacher
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Drastic Diet	SF Pregnancy Rate	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Hans Across Iraq	SF Pregnancy Rate	Mommy, Mommy!	What's That, Tampon?
Yo mama's So Stupid	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's So Fat	A man's logic
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Pothead Shopper	Yo mama's so nasty...	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...
I Guess That's Fair	Redneck Oral Hygiene	Don't Say This During Sex	The Definition of
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	David Beckham