Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding

Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride's train.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	M&M's
Let's Play War	Hands and Knees	F-A-R-M	Yo mama's tities...
Blondes and cow patties	Monster Mystery	Clinton and Titanic	Monkey Business
Pickled Bread	Grandma's Birthday	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's
Vaseline Knob	Sheep Soup	Johnny Big Head	Rhoids
Take It Like A Man, Baby	Rastavirgins	Relay Race	Clinton's sons
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Yo mama so dirty...	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Fishing For a Sale
Arkansas State Residency Application	Ark-N-Saw	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Fat
A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Blonde - Detectives	Test Tube Baby
Man Beats Dog	Yo mama's so fat... road	Osama Mama	Piano Solo
Mommy, Mommy!	Screwed, For Sure	Sheep Soup	Return the Dog
Government Tactics	Cash Flow	Please pass the mayo	Tiger Woods and Princess Di
War Pigs	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus