Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, “One at a time, please.”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Lawyer and Vulture	Like Father Like Son	Southern Foreplay
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	G-spot vs. a Golfball	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Be Careful What You Wish For	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	The Blind Man	Hooked On Dem Jets
Arkansas Toothbrush	What P.M.S. Stands For	It Ain't Margarita	George Bush is So Stupid...
A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Genie-wine	Doggy Style	Special Remedy
Jedi Nights	Pre-Paid Plan	Honda	Blonde Fired
Blonde Diet	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Bush BM
Still Together	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde and shower caps	Blondes and Bricks
The Blind Guy Polemic	Swinging Redneck	Dinner's Ready!	The Paperboy
Houston Schoolin'	Minor differences	Redneck Marital Woes	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
Blonde and Doorknobs	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Homeward Blonde
Mexican or Mexican't	Gary Condit's Clock	Baby Gates and Microsoft	I Still Don't Get It
The 69ers	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong