Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Yummy Mama	An Ugly Position	Blonde Brains
High Stakes	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Gary Condit-Cadabra
Bone Diggers	JFKaput	Yo mama's So Skinny	Human Resource Lingo
Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Blonde on Fire	Chillin' Biddies
Yo Mama's so fat... broke	Yo mama's so Nasty	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Incontinent Vegetarian
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Gone Camping
Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty	Osama in the Holy Land	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Redneck Toasts
Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad	Jew Unit	Blonde in the Mirror	Blonde in Freezer
Sex Contract	Not Going To Try This Again	What P.M.S. Stands For	Catching Osama
Redneck Job Interview	Flower Flub-o-rama	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo mama's...Fat	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Pickmeup
Keep It In Your Pants	Gross Grandma	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Fish Market
Teacher's Pet	Socks