Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Saddam Hussein	Yo mama's So Fat	B-Day Sex
Lawyer and Vulture	Redneck Teeth	Weiner Eater	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Wallet and Genitals	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Brown and Serve
Constipated Accountant	None	Bush Fans	Yo mama's so fat... train
Hormonally Yours	Caution: Condom Crossing	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Perfumed Blonde
Blonde Bummer	Little Leprechaun?	Buried Lawyers	Yo mama's So Poor
Hands and Knees	Blonde Suicide	Doctor Demented	The Perfect Woman
Saving Her Butt	Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's So Poor	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Old	Blonde at the Appliance Store
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Blonde and Tracks	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Pickmeup	Hanging with Blondes	Biting	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
River Deep	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher