Blondes and Basketball

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, 'I stopped aging!'

Because the clock stopped.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Corn Flakes
Bird it Through the Grapevine	A Small Journey Through Hell	Blonde Fired	Adult Swim
Gore & Pantyhose	It Ain't Margarita	Yo mama's so fat... airplane	Clinton's Interns
Yo Mama Road Sign	Jedi Nights	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
Smart Pills	Shirts Off	Respecting the First Lady	How did Britney Spears...
Glories of old age II	Lawyers in Lust	Viagra Diet	Little Johnny's Halloween
Horse Tears	Para-shoot	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	The Blonde and the Jumper
SF Pregnancy Rate	Blonde Girlfriend	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's So Ugly
Having to Take a Whisper	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	David's Brother David	Yo mama's...Stupid
Irish Cream	Blonde Looking for a Job	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's...Stupid
Blondevision	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Escape a DWI Rap	Blonde Mixup
Cash Flow	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo mama's So Stupid	Texas Talkin'
Yo mama's...Useless	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...