Blondes and Basketball

At the basketball game why did the blonde say, 'I stopped aging!'

Because the clock stopped.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Hairy	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Loose Constructionists	Espanol para Matadors
The Offspring	Clinton 'n' Buddy	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Bamming in 'Bama	Hole in One	Yo mama so short...	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Megastore, Megasale	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Black and White and Red All Over
Soyburger vs dildo	Beer Consumption	Bombing Works	Topless Fat Woman
Blonde NASA Engineer	Blonde's Tricycle	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Redneck Yardwork	Cuban Delicacy	How do you drown a blonde?
In the back woods of Arkansas...	How Smart is Zach?	Laptop	Boo Hoo
Elevator Scene	Drastic Diet	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	We're Studying Hard
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Housebroken Redneck
Yo mama's So Old	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Yo mama's So Old	Adult Swim
Big Ben Blonde	Blonde Laugh	Mmm...Smells Good	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...
George Bush is so stupid...	Christmas Bonus