Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Talking Italian	Dwarf Eskimo
Titillating	Bill Of No Rights	Blow pop	Ding Dong
Clinton's Boxers	Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Blonde Boobies	Three Drunk Men
Blonde and shower caps	Taking Out the Garbage	Ignorance	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Soyburger vs dildo	Hungry Mama	Professor of Logic	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Sons Devoted to Mom	Blonde's Medical Exam	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Horse Tears
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Chin nuts	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Three Hellos	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Code for Sex
Redneck Home Improvement	Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
What Do You Call?	David's Brother David	Legalese	Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women
You Know You're Old	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat	You're So Poor...Trashcan
Church	What's Rough and Hairy?	Lawyer or Ass?	Yo Mama's So Fat...
Good Girl...Bad Girl	Women Pass Less Gas