Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton after Coitus	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	In a murder trial...	Blonde at the Doctor's
Clinton & KFC	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Redneck Anthem	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Fifty-Dollar Bet	Condom Size Tester	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Door Hinge
The Fish-Eating Competition	Captured Blonde	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell	Smart Pills
Law School Graduation Gift	Legs Open	Broomsticks	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
Yo Mama's Fertile	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Surprise Package	Yo mama's So Poor
Obese Michigan Mammas	Blonde License	You Might Be A Redneck If...	The 69ers
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Baby Talk	Man and Pharmacist	Flour Patch
It's Open Lawyer Season!	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Jumping Rope	The First Lady's patriotic duties	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500
Finder's keepers	Yo Mama's So Poor	Three Drunk Men	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yankees and the Lightbulb	69	The Aggie
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Redneck With Empty Tank