Yo Mama's So Fat... watch

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one
for each time zone.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Zoo Story	Two Things About a Blonde	Justice Prevailed	Fair-Haired Science Fair
Whistle While You Twurk	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Yo mama's So Stupid	Hang Man
Brown and Serve	Yo mama's So Fat	Winnie the Pooh	Yo mama's So Poor
Smoke It	Yo mama's So Ugly	Smile if You're Blonde	Blonde Destroyer
Skittles	Breast Stroke	Yo mama's So Stupid	A Lawyer and A Politician
Froggie Proposal	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Please pass the mayo
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Crab Cakes	Carefully Placed Periods
Heaven's Gate	Dog Talk	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Yo mama's So Fat
Dynamite!	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Taxation	Redneck Christmas
Gum	Snowblonde	Three Couples, No Sex	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Free Sex with Fill Up	Mom's Sponge	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	Fire Truck
Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Friendly Neighbors	Healthy Virgin
Blonde Overdue	It Ain't Margarita