Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "To be continued..."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Snowmen and Snowwomen	Dumb as Rocks
Things Found Only In America	Bzzzz	Blonde Meets Cheerios	New Rules For Employment
President Clinton & the Pope	Let's Play War	Wal-marks the spot	Blonde's Salon
The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Chuck The Yuck	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
That's tacky	What P.M.S. Stands For	Garden of Eden	Electric Nut
Smoke It	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lady At the Bar
A Blonde Party	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Politically Speaking	Shriveled Lovin'
American Divorce	The Blonde Fox	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Redneck Bubble Baths
Chillin' Biddies	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Go Fish	Poor Old Man
Capitalism for Dummies	Yo mama's...Fat	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Horse Tears
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Suicidal Blonde
Current Administration	Yo mama's So Ugly	Moleasses	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Puzzling	Roadkill