You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Adam 'n' Eve	Stick of Dynamite
Bufallo Billy	Degrees of the Law	Get You With The Nine	THE DRUNK
Capitalism for Dummies	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Yo mama so short...	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Washington Survey	Monica's First Look	Baking Blondes	Yo mama's So Stupid
From Cradle to Ladle	The Seven Dwarfs	Osama's Spawn	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Prostitiute's Friends	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Redneck Baby
A blonde was cooking dinner	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Rhoids
A Real Ball Buster	Gary Condit's M.O.	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	The Last Southern Virgin
OJ's Airport Limo Service	Snow Off-White	Redneck Ghost Story	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke
Yo mama's So Poor	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Coming to America	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge
Redneck Home Improvement	Peopling The Earth	Cartwheeling for Cash	Pinocchio and Splinters
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Burger King	Wedding Night	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Holy Water