You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Nailing Osama
Osama's Covered Wagon	Greek Navy	Let's Play War	I feel like chicken tonight
Yo mama is so dumb...	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	THE DRUNK
Hot Air Balloon	Chalkboard Culprit	Soapy Sales	Blonde in a Snowstorm
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Political Spelling Contest	Fat Woman	Redneck Anthem
Barbie and Britney	Baking Blondes	Yo mama's So Poor	Hey fatty
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Bush and Polly
Yo Mama's Halloween	Redneck Bubblebath	Yo mama's so stupid...	What is LXIX?
Blonde Cell Death	Psychology Class	Innie Weenie	FLAT BLONDE
Blonde License	Yo mama's so fat... bath	Finder's keepers	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Ice Hole	Code for Love
Elephant Time	Beer Translations	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Taliban Poetic Justice
Lunch time	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas