You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Grandpa Gets Off	High Stakes	The Millennium Kid
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Blondes n' Crayons	Wal-marks the spot	Yo mama's So Old
Husbands' Performance	That's Meaty	Yo Mama Laundromat	Sharper Than a Ginsu
Yo mama's So Poor	Four Men and Their Dogs	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Satisfaction
Invisible Carrots	Hey fatty	Night Of The Living Dead	The Witty Truck Driver
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Prawn	Monster Valentine	Blondes on a Rope
Two Old Ladies	Snack Food	You Might Be A Redneck...Deer	Three Girls Go Camping
Legs Open	Yo mama's...Useless	Redneck Toasts	Para-shoot
Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Bulimic Bachelor Party
Blonde Basement	Yo momma so stupid...	The Dirty Wife	Yo mama's so nasty...
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Hot Lunch	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Step Right Up...	Yo mama's...Fat	Land Of Milk And Honey	PC Pot
Gross Cornflakes	An Ugly Position